tastefullyoffensive:

[zomato]

Don’t know what this is for but I like it.


It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.

(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

Ummmmm…….


tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021


pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this

(via peacocktales)


blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

(via tastefullyoffensive)



themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.


boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(via tastefullyoffensive)


When my friend says that getting my PhD will only make me more intimidating to men

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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