I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.
It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.
(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)
and I’m like…