Elements of fear

shitmystudentswrite:

The carbon particles move the fastest because they’re afraid of dying.



prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

Cat traps!

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

Cat traps!

(via tastefullyoffensive)


pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I got an email from a co-worker asking if eating cotton candy elicits as much happiness as riding on a Ferris wheel.

Valid question.


Please fire me. I got assigned to be a TA for a class that meets Monday Wednesday Friday at 8am. My current sleeping schedule is 6am-2pm.

(via pleasefireme)

Not far from accurate…


tastefullyoffensive:

"I took my cat on his first walk yesterday." -GarbageCanHands

tastefullyoffensive:

"I took my cat on his first walk yesterday." -GarbageCanHands


Please fire me. I was so tired I forgot to put on pants this morning and now have to wear my jacket all day and pretend I’m in a skirt.

(via pleasefireme)

I swear I’m going to do this some day on accident.


pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My co-worker got arrested for running a meth lab. He has a PhD in chemistry.

Every year one of my profs explains how to make meth to my class.  Yayyy chem!


lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.